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A Kim Kardashian Inspired Lebanese Campaign To (Try To) Break The Lebanese Government

No one’s breaking the Lebanese government and when we had the chance as Lebanese to say no, only few of us went down and got beaten up while trying to say no to the extension. Nevertheless, it wouldn’t hurt for politicians to eat the crap we’re apparently eating everyday according to our Health Minister lol!

Roadster Diner To Donate A Full Working Lab To The Health Ministry

Roadster Diner has re-asserted its commitment to food safety and quality and has decided to donate a full working lab to the Ministry of Public Health to improve their capabilities. Of course this is a good move but I am honestly quite surprised that the full report hasn’t been issued yet by Minister Bou Faour. We know nothing about the nature of the violations, the standards applied etc …

Lebanon Solves Global Food Crisis – By Eating Faeces

The tiny nation of Lebanon has come up with a radical solution to solve the global food crisis that will go a long way towards creating a sustainable food source for the entire planet: human faeces. The bold scheme has been running for a few years now and has proved so successful that the country has decided to publicise it and launch a campaign to make it go global.

Lebanese Men With Beards: Hipsters or Jihadists?

It’s hard to be a hipster in Lebanon as cops might mistake you for a terrorist if you have a long beard, just like what happened with Lebanese Rapper AA the Preacherman back in January. Kayan Bartender Mazen Hariz has the same problem as he gets mistaken for a Jihadist at checkpoints and was once threatened by a police officer.

MTV Ursula Daccache Gets (Surprise?) On-Air Proposal

So she didn’t recognize her boyfriend’s voice?
[YouTube]

Lebanese Karen Shammas & Nacif Elias Win Medals At The 2014 Phuket Asian Beach Games

Karen Shammas was competing in the Sambo competition and won a silver medal after beating Korea and Syria in the quarter and semi finals respectively. As for Nacif Elias, he won a bronze medal in Jiu Jitsu after winning 3 games out of 4. [Sports-961]
Nacif has won a silver medal for Lebanon as well at the 17th Asian Games in Incheon back in September.
Congrats to both athletes!

Al Rifai Breaking The Internut

Chou we2fit 3a Kim?

We Google Translated A Thomas Friedman Article Into Arabic And Back Into English And Now It Makes Sense

We were perplexed by Thomas Friedman's latest article so we Google translated it into Arabic and back into English and now it makes much more sense. Below is the direct results from Google, unaltered. 
Freud and the Middle East

Thomas Friedman

What Could غير مطابق Mean?

via Al Jomhouria

London’s ‘Gherkin’ Tower Sold To Lebanese-Brazilian Billionaire Joseph Safra

Joseph Safra is presumably the richest banker in the world and is the top ranked Lebanese in the world’s richest Arabs list.
The Safra Group bought the Gherkin for a bit over 1 Billion Dollars.

Jean-Paul Goude recreates iconic photo with Kim Kardashian #paper #breaktheinternet


Strange... I've seen this photo before... To paraphrase Grace Jones' hit, the muse of none other than legendary creator Jean-Paul Goude. Goude is the man behind today's photos which broke the internet, and no wonder since Paper magazine actually wanted us to #breaktheinternet.

Tout ce que vous avez toujours voulu savoir sur The Beirut Book* (*sans jamais oser le demander)

the beirut book,david hury,tamyras,beyrouth,liban,livreThe Beirut Book est sorti officiellement il y a 10 jours lors du Salon du livre de Beyrouth. Le bébé se porte bien, le papa est heureux et toute la petite famille aussi. Ne reste plus qu'à lui souhaiter une belle et longue carrière... et plein de rejetons consacrés à d'autres villes... D'ici là, le projet de The Beirut Book continue et trouvera son épilogue, je l'espère, en 2015...

Kol ….. Wou Chkor!

via Al Jomhouria
Haha!

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